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The American Plan by Party9999999 The American Plan by Party9999999
I'll give them points for consistency
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:iconcalvincoolidge1924:
CalvinCoolidge1924 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
And guess what, it works!
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soulessone12 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015
uhhhh since when was are education plan about military service? seriously what was he on while making this?
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:iconcalvincoolidge1924:
CalvinCoolidge1924 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015
It's a bit difficult to explain.
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:iconsoulessone12:
soulessone12 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015
you can tell me, i have all the time in the world.
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:iconcochegara:
Cochegara Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2014
Эффективно же! ЧСХ!
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:icondaisrunbybigots:
DAisrunbybigots Featured By Owner May 20, 2014
Boot camp would do you some good, you should try it.
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:iconcomradartem:
ComradArtem Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
True.
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:icontheyaoicritic:
TheYaoiCritic Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
And since we'll always be in wars, we'll always have a plan! :D
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truepardox Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
lol! so true!
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Spartan-2ar Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
Dispite this sounding fashist, I think everyone should be soldiers, look at Sweedan, everyone there has served in the army and owns a military-grade firearm and the is little violence, everyone is happy, and they never fight war with anyone, and the nobel peace prize. Maybe if we all learned to kill we'd value life more a stop fight, or at least fight less. what do you think?
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Planken Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
The Nobel peace price are handed out by Norway by the way.
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:iconschmittlenin:
SchmittLenin Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013
It's amazing how much it probably has humiliated the guy...
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:iconplanken:
Planken Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
prize*
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:iconcolton3227:
Colton3227 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i dont see the problem
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:iconeigokensai:
EigoKensai Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012
Maybe your part of it?
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:iconcolton3227:
Colton3227 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i was being sarcastic
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EigoKensai Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012
LOL
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CommanderA9 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012
Sure seems like it's getting this way.

We're [the U.S.] engaged in 12 major military actions around the world, and possibly more on the way now that we could be drawn into proxy with Syria against Russia and Iran if the Israelis keep poking them. And Romney has sworn to arm the Syrian rebels if he becomes president, which will definitely guarantee another Middle Eastern conflict.

Wondering if I should wait a little while to enlist...
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:iconcomraderichard:
ComradeRichard Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012
While I think you are oversimplifying this I do have to agree that there are many blatant attempts to try and 'nudge' people into joining the armed forces, typically because they don't see any other alternative. Most soldiers come from areas like where I live: nowheresville towns with little to no business to speak of due to the fact that we're so out of the way. Rednecks sustain themselves, urbanites sustain themselves, liberals sustain themselves, and it's the people out of sight and out of mind that typically end up getting the short end of the metaphorical stick.
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KagamiSorano Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012
Wow... May I repost it to social network to make my friends see it???
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:iconparty9999999:
Party9999999 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2012
Go ahead
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:iconranmano1fan:
Ranmano1fan Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Obviously from someone who has no clue.
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Sheepy94 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You could at least elaborate.
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:iconranmano1fan:
Ranmano1fan Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You want me to elaborate? Okay, I will.
It's easy to openly mock and ridicule something when you're on the outside looking in.
This says "The American Plan" and states that every policy in America is to make war, at least that's how I interpret it. Any American that agrees is a moron, sad to say, because it couldn't be farther from the truth. America's education plan is not to make war or to make soldiers, nor is it their energy policy or their jobs program. This especially is true when the military is having to deal with budget issues and cuts. If you want to talk about a country whose plan is to pump out soldiers, go look at China with it's millions of them.
Now I can't claim to know where this "artist" lives, but if it's in the US I feel sorry for the state they live in.
I get this dA user is a Communist and a Socialist and thinks America is a bad place and the root of all the world's problems. I also understand this person would feel all the better if the US had no military and could be wiped out of existence and replaced by a new Socialistic society.
Being a goodhearted American I respect their opinion (how's that for a person from a bad place?) even if it's delusional at it's best.
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PruittDigital Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Just curious as to what part of the world you are from? The part we saved or the part that got its ass kicked by us?
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Sonikkubumu Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You mean all the places you invaded for natural resources.
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warhammer2546 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I beg to differ
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xX-ibitsu-Xx Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012
Cause we all know that we did a fantastic job "saving" the middle east...
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Arekasadaro Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012
Jajaja, this one is good! :D
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Infam0usR3ap3r Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012  Student General Artist
Jobs- We're cutting back on the size of our military
Energy- Our troops can make just about anything move, so yes
Education- You can get up to 51k towards total college costs by enlisting as active duty, at least in the Army.

Everyone is afraid of the wolf, even though a wolf won't go out of it's way to attack a human. Only when provoked does the wolf attack.
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Matt4now Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Yup, and we'll send our men to die for you cocksuckers in other countries when in trouble.

Consistently.
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:iconcomraderichard:
ComradeRichard Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012
You mean *our government will send its soldiers to die for assets in countries that it deems worth killing and dying for. Like it or not you're a government employee when you join the military.
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:iconmatt4now:
Matt4now Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Correcto Mundo. The government we the sleeping public have elected.
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:iconbrokebackmexican:
BrokeBackMexican Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012
thank you for restoring my faith in DeviantArt. I thought everyone here was a dirty, anti-american, blind, peace pushing, hippie.
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Dravazed Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012
Tweeted. Great idea.
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joshthecartoonguy Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Heck yeah! One of the only legitimate functions of government authorized in our constitution. p.s. the Obama energy policy is to deny as much energy production as possible to appease the environmentalist wing of the Democrat party, whereas Romney will open up drilling on government land, take the EPA's foot off the throat of coal, probably open up ANWAR, etc. Man, I love liberty. And destroying all our enemies utterly, too.
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xX-ibitsu-Xx Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012
Coal is the highest pollutant when it comes to fossil fuels, it's downright filthy. Ever wonder why China has a skyline filled with smog? They don't have the clean energy rules that we do. Not to mention, trying to get ahead with alternative, clean energy will be quite helpful when we run out of fossil fuels in the near future. Also, most of government land is national parks and not someplace we should be drilling when the environment is already taking such a hit.
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RestlessEcho Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012
Hmmm...I've been through the entire American education system...*checks self* Nope! Still not a soldier!
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:iconknightlynight:
KnightlyNight Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What a crazy coinkidink! Me too!
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:iconrestlessecho:
RestlessEcho Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012
How crazy is that?!
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:iconknightlynight:
KnightlyNight Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So crazy! And you know, the more I think about it, not a single one of my peers turned into a soldier either!
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RestlessEcho Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012
Oh my gosh, you're right! I only know two friends that went into the military, whereas I had several that would consider themselves pacifists and free thinkers. Who knew that the American school system could foster different groups of individuals that all have different ideas and personal creeds. The fabric of reality must be splitting!
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:icontrotsky17:
Trotsky17 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012
There is too much military spending!
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:iconmca2008:
mca2008 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
funny other than the fact that we are scaling down our military, even kicking a lot of people out to downsize.....
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:iconknightlynight:
KnightlyNight Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Trufax, happened to a lot of people I know.
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DiAmOnD595 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012
interesting over-simplification you drew up there.
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:iconthe-travis:
The-Travis Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012
It worked pretty well for the Spartans, but they had different goals :P
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skymaster800 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012
True
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dvhughes Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012  Professional General Artist
Spot on.
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